among her own kind

[she_sells_seashells]

Shell Bell finds Milliways once when she is eighteen. She has been there for two days now, setting up her sign ten minutes out of every waking hour, wiping down tables for her quarters in the staff area, eating buttery potatoes (she has been told that this is a complete nutrient package, for humans). Her wand is holding a bun of hair in place on the back of her head. Her shells are stashed safely in her room; she's budgeting carefully and she'll pay her tab when she leaves.

No one's talked to her due to the sign yet. They don't always. She sets it up anyway, like clockwork, so everyone gets the chance.

Comments

[sicaria]

"Wise."

[she_sells_seashells]

"Maybe. What's Tony off getting?"

[sicaria]

"Parts," says Sherlock. "It seems our conversation has inspired him somehow."

[she_sells_seashells]

"Ooh," says Bella.

[sicaria]

"Expect something useful to come out of it."

[she_sells_seashells]

"I will. I'll be terribly disappointed if he just makes us celebratory hats."

[sicaria]

—She laughs.

[she_sells_seashells]

"Unless they're useful celebratory hats," acknowledges Bell.

[sicaria]

"Unlikely. But possible."

[she_sells_seashells]

"They could be hats of invisibility," suggests Bell. "That would be very useful indeed."

[sicaria]

"Unfortunately, I don't believe he has the means."

[she_sells_seashells]

"Oh well. I guess we'll see."

Bell retrieves her marker and adds to her sign. Other services may be outsourced, subject to cooperation of Milliways.

[sicaria]

"Should we list the other services, I wonder?"

[she_sells_seashells]

"I don't think so. If clients have strong opinions about how they want to conduct their world takeovers or whatever, they might start lying to me to get me to call you or Tony in. Then I can't evaluate cost-benefit correctly or even give the best advice. Most of my business isn't directly from word of mouth but it's not negligible."

[sicaria]

"A valid point," says Sherlock.

[she_sells_seashells]

"Besides. I haven't met any others of me personally, but I've met folks who live under their empires. I think they're mostly... not the sort to call in assassins. Not as an advertised service, anyway. It can't help if my parallelism is doubted."

[sicaria]

"I see."

[she_sells_seashells]

"They build pretty utopias and style themselves Empress. Sometimes there are Emperors too. There is at least one Princess. Which is weird to me. At this time I'd consider accepting any risk of having children unconscionable. I guess it might be different if I lived in a pretty utopia."

[sicaria]

"Most things are."

[she_sells_seashells]

Bell chuckles.

[sicaria]

Sherlock smiles.

[she_sells_seashells]

"I wonder why I've never met one of me. I bet if I met one, she'd help."

[sicaria]

"Perhaps that is why."

[she_sells_seashells]

"You think Milliways or whoever... pilots it... disapproves of overthrowing the Capitol?"

[sicaria]

"They might. Or they might find it less entertaining if you had imperial help."